When the pundits on television refer to the "downturn", I personally believe they are referring not to the economy - but my love life.
Although recently, signs indicate my stock is definitely on the rise!
(Stock = my ability to be recognized by the opposite sex as attractive.)
While out on an errand, a homeless man offered to take me to the Cheesecake Factory for dinner. On the real, that man probably had more cash in his 7-11 big gulp then I have in my checking and savings combined. I kept thinking who am I to judge, this man has managed to stay more recession free than me! I almost said yes, ALMOST!
LB
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LOL! We all have days when we feel like sayig yes. Ususally happems to me when I am at a gas station late at night...
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One of the street dwellers (i don't like saying homeless) offered me some of his Turkey and Cheese Bagel a few weeks ago. (While his friend was trying to chase me down for mayo) I polietly declined but I did note... he was not eating a turkey and cheese bagel. It was a bologna inside two pieces of white bread. I thought it was kind he wanted me to live his fantasy with him.
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