Every day, dozens of men (mostly prisoners and non-American citizens) write to try to find a way into my heart. Well the list of what makes a perfect man for is long, and ever-changing, so over the next few weeks/years/decades of my singleness we can discuss the many facets of what makes a "soulmate"
Here a just a few to begin with...
-Must be able to speak fluent Klingon and be well versed in Klingon mating rituals
-Must be a citizen of the United States with no proven ties to terrorism
-Must know CPR - as I often choke on grapes and small removable parts of toys
-Circumcised
-Vegetarians/Vegans/non-pork-eating-men need not apply
Once again folks... As I am like an onion with many many layers. So is the man of my dreams. Stay tuned as we peel through the layers to discover the true description of my soulmate!
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