Roller Wrap... LB

I have an odd view on dating, completely and utterly reinforced by the fact that I fall in love with freaks of nature and/or they fall madly in love with me.  Rarely is the feeling mutual. 

One particular case happened to be when I met the bouncer/beautician/barber/electrician/RAGING CLOSETED HOMOSEXUAL.

For 100 points in the bonus round please choose one of the following.

Please identify which date behavior is unacceptable:

A. Suggesting that you and a date go to a steak house and phonetically pronouncing Sal-mon and As- par-a-gus because you do not know what either is
B. Complementing your date on her make-up and following up by asking for a detailed list of her preferred cosmetic brand names and application techniques
C. Pointing out your date needs a touch-up and offering to give her said touch-up AND a complimentary roller wrap
D. During first date, declaring your desire to start a large family ... soon?!?!?!?! 
E. Ambushing date with a kiss on the lips when said date watched you cough, sneeze and blow your nose all day
F. All of the above

I don't even have to tell you what the answer is.

LB